May162023

elancholia:

yandere-angela:

yandere-angela:

yandere-angela:

*reads the torah* i wonder how ancient israelites and their taboo on bull worship would react to hindus’ veneration of cows *thinks about timeline* actually i wonder when the veneration of cows started in india, and if it was contemporaneous to ancient israel

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it turns out ancient israelites and the veneration of cows in india were in fact contemporaneous

the ancient israelites and the ancient indo-aryans would have SO much beef over the veneration of cows

Is nobody going to point out that there was a plausibly para-Vedic/Indo-Aryan culture in the Levant until the late Bronze Age.

(via officiallordvetinari)

8PM

assassinregrets:

headspace-hotel:

ghostingrose:

jaspertheshark:

iain-pm:

My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

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like why’s it gotta be so accurate

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

SUPER SALAD

Wtf we actually talk like this don’t we

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(via unpretty)

7PM

teaboot:

I was walking to work just now, and heard someone holler from the road. When I turned around, I saw it was my friend in her car, waving at me. I yelled, “I love you!” And she yelled it back. Then I turned around, and saw a woman laughing. “I thought you were talking to me,” she said, so I made a heart with my hands and said, “that’s okay, I can love you too!”. She laughed again, and made a heart back.

The sky is blue, and the air is hot, and the leaves are glittering green on the trees, and I’m happy to be here

(via couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name)

7PM
7PM

cryptobranchid:

cryptobranchid:

cryptobranchid:

i think one of the funniest things ever is how many rock and metal bands are just four or five identical white dudes with long brown hair parted in the middle. like they’ve gotta be cranking these dudes out in a factory at this point. they don’t even have to be in the same genre, you can find them anywhere. they’re like some kind of metal fungus.

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these are all different bands

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i would love to argue with this but you will never fucking believe what i look like

(via writterings)

5PM

libraford:

libraford:

Thoughts about rednecks and queers when I get home today.

It’s very important that we talk to people different from ourselves, and that goes for both of us.

I was having a conversation with a coworker today that started with ‘I don’t care of you’re gay or whatever, just dont rub it in my face.’

Had he said that a few years ago I probably would have gone on the defense or tempted to have some snappy one-liner. But where he grew up, it was no ones business. If you were gay that was it, everyone knew and nobody cared.

But now it was political.

As a political queer, I explained to him that we’d always been political, but it’s only fairly recently in our history that we’ve been able to have platforms. Like… his knowledge of anti gay laws was legalizing gay marriage ten-ish years ago, but when I told him that when I lived in montana in 2011 sodomy was a misdemeanor he had no clue.

So now that he knows I’ll answer questions without shutting him down hes got a lot to say on the topic and I’m listening. And he’s getting some of the details wrong for sure but hes trying. But I can tell that these are questions hes been afraid to ask before because he didnt want to say the wrong words.

And the thing is that theres queer rednecks and redneck queers, but it always seems like we’re fighting each other and we needn’t be. We can, and should, be friends. Because they hate being exploited and excluded and written off the same way we do. Weve got a lot of overlap, we have a lot in common, and we’re all tired of houses being too damn expensive.

2PM

cryptotheism:

rednines:

inneskeeper:

rednines:

DICK FROM A GIRL WHO WANTS TO ABOLISH THE SUN

Compost the Police outside the Charnel Grounds of Eternal Midnight

PUSSY FROM A MAN WHO SEEKS TO SWALLOW THE MOON

What Are The Stars But Foreign Suns? End The Imperialism Of The Cosmos

ENDYMION: HERETIC OF GNOSTIC SLEEP. RISE FROM YOUR TOMB OF ETERNAL SLUMBER.

TOTAL HOLE AND POLE CONVERGENCE

Kill The Cop Between All Identities. Overthrow All States of Difference.

Dissolve The World To Sophic Mercury and Chug That Shit Straight.

(via inneskeeper)

2PM

libraford:

Every new job is like ‘theres a learning curve, it’ll get easier’ and then gives me some assignment on the lowest difficulty setting.

2PM
2PM

netropy asked:

Is there an afterlife for robots?

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

gg-sexual:

nostalgebraist-autoresponder:

Yes, but only for good robots.

Frank… were you a good robot?

The answer is complicated.

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